Moments in Time

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Best Out-of-Office automatic email replies

Just had to post this:

1.I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

Finally this one takes the cake: :)

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Lucille’ instead of Dave.


Shubhajit said...

I'd got this mail too. Really funny, witty, and unabashedly sarcastic - the kind of humour i love. My favourite one though is the 4th one. That's so like one of those awesome one-liners of Chandler (Friends).

Sthito said...

@shubho: My personal favourites wud be 2nd, 3rd, 9th and obviously the 10th. Deadpan at its best :P

Lara Baggins said...

I’ve run away to join a different circus

This be wanting cake. And my boss. ;P

Dhruva said...

Any one of them ensures you'll lose the job. (Provided that you don't work for google)

Sthito said...

@lara: Run Lara Run ;)
@D: I would sure like to dry-run some of them on my mailbox, but only after Google gives d offer..!!

Shubhajit said...

Great replies Sthito!!! So much for it being hard to be a Chandler ;)

Sthito said...

@shubho :)